I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via cumfort)

voldie:

no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly

(via cottoncandycircus)

jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

(via pizza)

dylanzarate:

if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring 

(via ryaninwonderland)

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via bro-shit-happens)